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Dudes, this is off the rip!
Replied Sep. 25, 2008
Dudes, this is off the rip!
Replied Sep. 23, 2008
Dudes, this is off the rip!
Replied Sep. 23, 2008
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- Reader, writer, or both?
- Literary Agent, Writer, Reader, Producer, Businesswoman
- Favorite Genre
- Non-Fiction with a purpose ands platform, YA, Contemporary Suspense, Paranoral.
- About Me:
- I live on a 20-acre ranch north of San Diego, CA at 4400'.
I wanna help all Christian and Jewish writers through CMA (Come on over: www.joincma.org). I wanna help writers who aren't published yet through Mortimer Literary. (I don't represent published authors--sorry, Nora, the answer is still no.) I keep a short client list so my clients "feel the love."
Hobbies are: shootin’ rattlesnakes, shoe shopping, wielding knives, bubble baths, hand-to-hand combat, Ann Taylor clothes, fabric design, swingin' nunchucks.
Love to write wielding my sarcastic (or is that sar-caustic?) wit for the good of all mankind. (Yes, there are kind men.)
Looking for public speaking engagements to beef up my platform for my non-fiction proposal, "Welcome to My Worlds: A Bipolar Christian Tells All."
My biggest compliment was a friend telling me I'm the most transparent person she knows. I call 'em like I see 'em; I'm all in; I don't tap out. I'm a go-to gal, the female equivalent of ROCKY, the human SEA BISCUIT, 'cause I just don't have it in me to quit.
I have many friends, but those enemies are creepin' up on me. No problemo, I'm armed and dangerous. I can outplay, out-think, and outlast 'em. No, I haven't been on SURVIVOR ... yet. Have spun the WHEEL of FORTUNE and played HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. (Of course I won! I'm so competitive, when my youngest was four, I had to grit my teeth when I let her beat me at CANDYLAND.)
Have three daughters, my Free Spirit Child, 27. (I'd love for you to meet her, but her parole officer rarely lets her leave Fresno.) My Gritty Gal, 25. (When she turned 18, she asked me what she should do. I told her to go and help free the people of Iraq, which she did.) And my Genius child, 10. (In the 3rd grade, her reading tests put her at nearly a 9th-grade level, and she scored 600 on her Math S.T.A.R.S.--that's out of 600....)
I've rounded the far turn, flew down the home-stretch, and crossed the finish line to my 48th birthday, but I can outwork two 24-year-olds, or a 36-yr-old and a twelve-year-old, or any other combo that equals 48. Pound for pound, I take all comers. Boo-Yah!
- Website:
- www.welcometomyworlds.com">http://www.mortimerliterary.com www.welcometomyworlds.com
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Valerie :)
Nora :)
Nora :)
Just recieved your news letter... I'm saying prayers for your daughter, Gina (and you) that God will heal her broken body a.s.a.p. and watch over her as she recooperates.
Keep the faith...
God bless,
Valerie Anne
kmortimer@mortimerliterary.com
Smiles,
Kelly
That's THICK! (My hide got real dense, too, after 9 years on the Row. As a "baby" novelist, though, I'm all of a sudden tender again! :)
Sure, I'd love to see your stuff. Can you just e-mail me a few samples?
jr
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